thinkwithportals | Introduction, Rules

If you're new here, might I suggest reading the profile page?

As a general rule, Aperture Science doesn't believe in rules. Except for the rules outlined below:

All NSFW material must be labelled and under a cut. Aperture Science employees visit this community, and they don't want a repeat of last year's embarrassing surprise government inspection.

Respect other members. This isn't the Human Enrichment and Testing Department, you have nothing to gain by tormenting members. And not to be alarmist or anything, but Aperture is very, very concerned with the amount of negative publicity they've been getting. So no insult or fights, no matter how many birth parents a fan may not have.

Do not spam or advertise in the community. This is because Spam is gross. As for advertising, if you'd like to become a Friend of Science and/or Enemy of Black Mesa, you can contact

terabient about it. It's not like she's doing anything worthwhile...except considering your highly-valued affiliation request, of course! Yes. You matter.

Have fun!
OR ELSE.