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|Name:||Aperture Science, Inc.|
|Location:||A Promising Future in Which Our Products Play a Vital Role, United States of America|
|Posting Access:||All Members|
|Community description:||Fans of Science|
Welcome! If you're here, you've expressed an interest in one or more of Aperture Science, Inc.'s many research projects, including, but not limited to, the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, the Take-A-Wish Foundation, and the Portal Initiative. You may be aware that the public perception of these and other projects, products, and the company itself is something less than 100% positive. Well, information superhighway traveler, you're in luck! Aperture Science needs your help. With consumer-generated fan content like stories, (real or fictional!) artwork, and careful speculation of the wonders of science occurring in the hallways of Aperture Labs, (based on truth and/or creatively interpreted truths) you can help our company achieve popular support, government funding...and a healthy appreciation and admiration of your boundless talents.*
What are you waiting for? Join the Aperture Science Dreamwidth Community today and let your imagination run wild!
*If you do not have boundless talents, we strongly urge you to send a line of inquiry to the Human Enrichment & Testing Department to aid in resource acquisition. You can earn up to sixty whole dollars** by participating!
**1976 dollars. Actual monetary amount received may vary according to modern economic booms and/or crises.
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