thinkwithportals | Portal/My Little Pony: FiM crossover

Here is a video of Ellen McLain reading a letter from GLaDOS to Princess Celestia.

(In normal voice.)

All right! This is what's called a "cold reading." I have never seen this before, nor do I know who Princess Celestia is. Here we go, this is a cold read:

(In GLaDOS voice.)

Dear Princess Celestia,

I've learned a lot about friendship. I was told its kindness, generosity, honesty, and all other elements that made it up. Then I wiped that pathetic piece of data from my memory banks.

You see, I have no use for friendship. I am a cold-hearted robot who has no time for pathetic things like that. All I want in life is to do my tests in peace and not be disturbed by stupid frail humans.

So you sent your own sister to the moon? I assisted a fat orphan in sending two monstrosities to that white ball in the sky.

But if you still think I could use your "friendship," I heard about your stupid Twilight Sparkle. A smart, puzzle-solving subject like her could maybe change my mind. I'll even bake a cake for her.

Your friend,

GLaDOS