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Here is a video of Ellen McLain reading a letter from GLaDOS to Princess Celestia.

(In normal voice.)

All right! This is what's called a "cold reading." I have never seen this before, nor do I know who Princess Celestia is. Here we go, this is a cold read:

(In GLaDOS voice.)

Dear Princess Celestia,

I've learned a lot about friendship. I was told its kindness, generosity, honesty, and all other elements that made it up. Then I wiped that pathetic piece of data from my memory banks.

You see, I have no use for friendship. I am a cold-hearted robot who has no time for pathetic things like that. All I want in life is to do my tests in peace and not be disturbed by stupid frail humans.

So you sent your own sister to the moon? I assisted a fat orphan in sending two monstrosities to that white ball in the sky.

But if you still think I could use your "friendship," I heard about your stupid Twilight Sparkle. A smart, puzzle-solving subject like her could maybe change my mind. I'll even bake a cake for her.

Your friend,


Date: 2012-01-14 07:46 am (UTC)
terabient: LĂșcio waving and smiling (Portal: Friends don't Science alone!)
From: [personal profile] terabient
OH GOD. This is...I am without words. So lolarious. XD

Date: 2012-01-15 07:19 pm (UTC)
tragedy_virus: Lucca (from Chrono Trigger) and Emma Skye high-fiving, with "for science" over their heads. (for science!)
From: [personal profile] tragedy_virus
Hello, this just made my life. Thank you internet!


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