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LinkPractical Applications of the Turing Test at AO3, at Fanfic.net
Fandom: Portal 2
Info: 15647 words, T, no content notes
Characters/Pairings: GLaDOS/Chell
Summary: A perfectly innocent and entirely human woman turns up at the house Chell has been living in since she escaped Aperture.
chaobell: (science!)
[personal profile] chaobell
That’s because it’s printed on special paper the lab boys cooked up that makes you read whatever’s printed on it in my voice. It’s working like a charm for me but hell, I read everything in my voice anyway. So if you’re reading this in Elmer Fudd’s voice or something, you might want to flag down a test associate and let ‘em know because that’s not supposed to happen.

Oh and just a heads-up—the lab boys just told me the special paper that makes you read everything in my voice might have a few side effects. So if you’re reading something printed on it and you experience a sudden awareness of your tongue taking up space in your mouth or you realize you haven’t blinked or swallowed in a while, whatever you do, DO NOT YAWN. We don’t know what’ll happen, but it probably won’t be a weekend in the Bahamas with a drink that has a little paper umbrella in it if you know what I mean.

(Whipped this up to be used on an instructional letter enclosed with the Aperture Science Two-Dimensional Testing Initiative Kit I'm working on to peddle for Relay For Life donations at a con. :) )
john_egbert: Delicious. (Default)
[personal profile] john_egbert
Title: Just Past Midnight
Rating: T for Teen
Length/size: 464 words
Content notes/Warnings: none
Summary: Forget about seeing the sun. Right now, Chell would settle for a good watch. (GLaDOS and Chell have a rather one-sided talk.)

HERE @ [community profile] fan_flashworks

I wrote this a little while ago for the prompt "Anywhere But Here", but neglected to crosspost it until now. Whoops.
moron: (sexy and i know it)
[personal profile] moron
large old aperture logo under the cut )
"Welcome, strange being from another planet, to Aperture Science.

Watch your step on your way out of the inter-dimensional hyper-spacial permanent time portal. I don't need no alien head mucus splattering the floor of my facility if you fall. The lab boys have said this is a terrible idea, so naturally we've gone right ahead and done it. If you'll continue on through the facility, it's very possible you'll see my track record with them. It's not pretty.

If any of you don't understand a word I'm saying, don't worry, we've prepared for that. There'll be an associate waiting for you to attach a translator to you. Now, don't worry. It might look scary but I promise you'll feel a lot better when you can speak English. That's a promise.

Since you're from all over the infinite dimensions out there, it's very likely you're not human. That's okay. As long as you're organic, you can be tested. For reference, my name's Cave Johnson. What you're hearing is a prerecorded message so don't try to talk back at me; I won't listen. Now get moving! And get testing. Remember, testing is the future, and the future starts with you."

Though you may expect to be in the hubbub of Aperture, this place you've fallen into is rusty and old. There's no associate waiting to hand you a translator, but there are some laying around in the ruins. The giant portal you've come through is still on, but if you try to go back through it you'll find yourself in a completely foreign place.

Any hope of returning to where you come from resides back in Aperture. Best get back soon before the portal disappears.


[community profile] aperturescience is a dressing room type setting open to any and all characters from all over the canon map. This includes anyone from Portal characters (yes, even Cave Johnson - have fun hearing yourself) to Pretty Little Liars and all the anime and manga and webcomics in between.

Come check it out! And join us. :)
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[personal profile] softestbullet
I drew GLaDOS/Chell for the February [community profile] kink_bingo mini-challenge, "all you can kink." This piece has bondage (other), double penetration, mechanical/technological, suspension, and tentacles.

A cropped thumbnail of Chell breathing hard and leaning her forehead against GLaDOS's chassis as a tentacle curls around and cups her chin.


See it in full at my journal (NSFW, sexual nudity).
terabient: Madoka is embarrassed while Homura side-eyes her (Portal: Friends don't Science alone!)
[personal profile] terabient
Valve releases Skyrim mod

"Fall of the Space Core, Vol. 1" gives Skyrim players the chance to have their very own Space Core follow them around! :)
ghosthack: Riza Hawkeye - Fullmetal Alchemist (Default)
[personal profile] ghosthack
Portal meets Nightmare Before Christmas, anyone?

It's beautiful! )
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[personal profile] alias_sqbr
Hello!

Here's some art I drew of GlaDOS/Caroline, Chell and Wheatley. Some but not all of this was posted to the lj Portal community. All have descriptions at the link.

Read more... )
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[personal profile] cavocorax
Found this in my RSS feed and had to pass it on: it's a very professional looking music video with GLaDOS singing the final song.MAJOR SPOILERS )
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[personal profile] cavocorax
Someone has taken the time to create a short fan movie for Portal2. I haven't personally seen it yet (as I'm only halfway through the game and am trying to avoid spoilers), but word on the internet is that it's pretty good.  Hope you guys enjoy it.

Outside Aperture Movie )


Has everyone seen the Portal Comic? It spans the gap between the first two movies, and has some amazing art. You can read it here, or download it here.

terabient: Chell jumping out of a portal (Portal: The Girl Who Lept Through Space)
[personal profile] terabient
The official Portal 2 blog recently made two announcements:

-The beginning of the Summer Mapping Initiative, a map design contest that runs until June 6th;

-The release of the Portal 2 Soundtrack, Volume 1 (of 3) for download.

The Summer Mapping Initiative contest is PC-only. If you have the PC version it sounds like you will be able to run through the submitted maps once the contest is ended as well, but I'm not sure of this.
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[personal profile] dioscuri
Hello! I have a thing to post! Not so much for SCIENCE, though. It's more like a vestige of the vague liberal arts degree that left you swimming in Propulsion Gel for that sweet $60. It's still nice, though.

Um, spoilers, I guess? Go finish the game, I mean come on May is more than halfway over already. Seriously, if for some reason you haven't seen the final cinematic, don't spoil yourself.

Downloadable things! )

There. Portable reminders of your murderous ingratitude and flagrant disregard for the importance of non-potato-based scientific endeavors.
terabient: Madoka is embarrassed while Homura side-eyes her (Portal: Friends don't Science alone!)
[personal profile] terabient
Very cool :) I wish I could figure out how to make something like this.

terabient: Drifloon blowing kisses (Pokemon: Drifloon kiss)
[personal profile] terabient
As a way to break the ice, here are 19 Portal 2 icons. Some have spoilers for the single-player campaign, if you're trying to avoid those.

Preview:


If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you )

-Comments & credit are always appreciated, but not necessary.
-Feel free to modify as needed.
terabient: Madoka is embarrassed while Homura side-eyes her (Portal: BURNING PEOPLE!)
[personal profile] terabient
If you're new here, might I suggest reading the profile page?

As a general rule, Aperture Science doesn't believe in rules. Except for the rules outlined below:

All NSFW material must be labelled and under a cut. Aperture Science employees visit this community, and they don't want a repeat of last year's embarrassing surprise government inspection.

Respect other members. This isn't the Human Enrichment and Testing Department, you have nothing to gain by tormenting members. And not to be alarmist or anything, but Aperture is very, very concerned with the amount of negative publicity they've been getting. So no insult or fights, no matter how many birth parents a fan may not have.

Do not spam or advertise in the community. This is because Spam is gross. As for advertising, if you'd like to become a Friend of Science and/or Enemy of Black Mesa, you can contact [personal profile] terabient about it. It's not like she's doing anything worthwhile...except considering your highly-valued affiliation request, of course! Yes. You matter.

Have fun!
OR ELSE.
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